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Guerrilla Queer Bar 3/6: Barney Gets Married
Arnold Schwarzenegger, February 2004: "[As a result of the same-sex ceremonies at
San Francisco City Hall] all of a sudden we see riots, we see protests, we see people clashing."
Arnie, we ask you: Why protest when you can party?
San Francisco City Hall] all of a sudden we see riots, we see protests, we see people clashing."
Arnie, we ask you: Why protest when you can party?
It's the hottest, gayest wedding celebration of the year!
Gayer than Liza and David!
Stranger than Michael and Lisa Marie!
Hotter than Gavin and Matt!
And, at *least* as sacred as Britney and Whos-it!
That's right: Barney Schlockum is finally getting married!!!
Ceremony:
Comet Club, 3111 Fillmore Street, 8PM
Reception/Riot*:
The streets of the Marina thereafter
Transportation: Take the 24 to Lombard. Get off and walk back a half block. Or
just rent a limo
No matter what the Courts, the govenator, and Barbara "f*** the gay vote" Boxer say,
they can't take away your inalienable right to kiss, get drunk, dance the funky
chicken, and seduce the best man in the bathroom!
So, put on your leather and lace, dust off that tuxedo/party dress, grab your
birdseed, and get ready to help Barney strap on his big ball and chain! Join
Barney's big, fat, Greek sex wedding party, as we share our most sacred-est love
with everyone we meet.
P.S. Barney is registered at BevMo and Gotham Body Piercing, but he also accepts
gifts of cash or trade.
P.P.S. - Don't you just hate wedding invitations?
*Arnold Schwarzenegger, February 2004: "[As a result of the same-sex ceremonies at
San Francisco City Hall] all of a sudden we see riots, we see protests, we see
people clashing. The next thing we know, there is injured or there is dead people.
We don't want it to get to that extent."
Arnie, we ask you: Why protest when you can party?
For more information:
http://guerrillaqueerbar.typepad.com/
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