I found my Candidate. Vote For Squid

Are you sick of politicians who are all talk and no action?

Do you wish that there was someone with BACKBONE who would stand up for what you believe in?

Well now there is - VOTE FOR SQUID!

Ok so he might not have an actual spine and his cabinet ministers look pretty silly in a suit, but he is big enough - and ugly enough - to stand up for what he believes in: a moratorium on high seas bottom trawling.