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FBI Report: Tree Revolt: Uprising against Christmas Slaughter

by Jason Meggs
The Forest Burning Idiots (FBI) have raided homes and seized footage to construct this alarmist documentary bringing to light the infamous Revolt of the Christmas Trees.
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This documentary, obtained through the ardent efforts of activists using the Freedom of Information Act, originally aired as part of the People's Park film festival during an effort to raise awareness and defend The Park from an insidious plot to put more parking and less housing in Southside (which is home to only one park).

As trees continue to be cut down for the corporatist/consumerist/christian/capitalist carnage of car culture, resistance is spreading like a forest fire.

Tossed to the curb by uncaring gluttons of the sui-society, these magically empowered trees valiantly struggle to streetcenter, bravely withstanding the crushing persecution of car violence and righteously expressing their indignation and resolve, sometimes even with the ultimate sacrifice, that most potent protestation of self-immolation.

Through tree love, the tree radicals seek a tree society enlightened and depaved, rather than frightened and depraved.

Read between the lines of this "Reefer Madness" style FBI documentary to see clearcut where you stand.

-Jumble Mirage

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This video had to be split into three parts due to IMC size constraints, and is presently only available in RealVideo format (a completely free no strings but annoying pop-ups player is available from corporate http://www.real.com/ just stay away from the "14 day free trial" and anything that wants money and you'll find it).
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